Thursday 30 April 2009

Gettin' Down With One's Bad Self.

As dedicated Happiness Machine followers will already know, I have been under house arrest with the mumps for the last 15 million years or so, including on my birthday a few days ago. On the plus side, I was given a huge boxset of all 7 series of Scrubs for said birthday and have been immersing myself ever since...

...which brings me to one of the more chuckle-inducing moments I have encountered during my recovery; Turk Dancing to Bell Viv DeVoe's "Poison"!!!



And just for the craic, heres the full track itself in all it's early 90's, groove-tastic glory...

Bell Biv DeVoe -Poison

Monday 27 April 2009

Wait...They Don't Love You Like Duke Special



I've never been hugely into Duke Special but just a few minutes ago I received an email from his record label (apparently I'm on their mailing list, I was not aware) with a free download to a track called 'Maps' which turned out to be a rather good piano version of the Yeah Yeah Yeah's song of the same name. So here's the link

http://zaphod.uk.vvhp.net/reg/reg.pl?id=3596-81362.

Yes I know it means you have to sign up but I think its only fair for a free track.

And just because it was the next thing that came on iTunes afterwards and made me happy here's a bonus track of Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing.

*Bonus*
Marvin Gaye-Sexual Healing

Sunday 26 April 2009

NOFX - They Don't Suck Live



I originally planned to just do bullet points for this but 40 minutes later I seem to have a full review on my hands so here is the review and the set list for NOFX's April 25th show in the Olympia.

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Monday 20 April 2009

The Lost Art of the B-Side Part 2: Now with added mumps.


So I've been struck down with the bloody mumps of all things at the moment so really this should be the perfect opportunity to catch up on my blogging since I'll have nothing better to do trapped inside the house for A WHOLE WEEK MAYBE EVEN TWO WEEKS.

So I'll start off with the relatively new discovery known as Rochelle. They do be a London based electro outfit who have released a couple of fairly low key singles so far such as "Fer De Lance" which I found vaguely interesting but not exactly earth shattering. However they appear set to change all that by releasing "Chin Up", a rockin' party choon if ever there was one...



...HOWEVER! There is also an astonishingly awesome b-side called "In The Night" which is probably even more worthy of being checked out then its a-side buddy. In fact I believe it to be so astonishingly awesome that it could have quite easily slipped into the guise of an a-side its that damn good. Plus I'm a sucker for anything in a very obvious minor key and that sounds like something that Buffy Summers would listen to if she was an electro fan.

Rochelle - In The Night

Friday 17 April 2009

Songs To Fall Asleep To... #256534

She is the bloggers darling at the moment which is usually something I like to avoid with this blog (with the exception of She Who Must Not Be Named) but I cant help but give Bat For Lashes some attention at the moment because her new album "Two Suns" really is some epic stuff and definitely a step up from the lo-fi efforts of her debut "Fur and Gold"....

Here is a gorgeous acoustic version of the current single "Daniel" recorded for the BBC Live Lounge recently. It takes the original's disco ballad sound and seamlessly transforms it into an even more immense and haunting sound. I feel like I should be wandering around a forest at night listening to this...

Bat For Lashes - Daniel (BBC Live Lounge Version)


Here is the original version, if you're interested...



While we're at it she also recorded a beautiful cover of Kings Of Leon's "Use Somebody" which competely strips back the stadium rock bombast of the original, merely leaving behind the loneliness and longing of the lyrics to shine through.

Bat For Lashes - Use Somebody (King Of Leon Cover)

Lovely stuff.

Thursday 16 April 2009

Splitting Hairs - Story of Hair to Break Up


Its with a heavy heart that I wave goodbye to Noise-popsters Story of Hair. Yesterday afternoon I received a farewell email stating that the band have decided to split. No reason in particulater is stated and the brief message just gives thanks to Steve Shannon and Ruth Kennington from Experimental Audio where the band recently completed their debut album 'Cheap Rate' and to all the bands they played with.

The Hairs will be playing their last gig this Saturday 18th April in Tower Records at 1:30pm as part of International Record Store Day. If you can please go along and give them a proper farewell. We at 'The Happiness Machine' wish them the best in their future endeavors.

Full farewell email after the jump.

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Tuesday 7 April 2009

omg. omg. omg. omg. omg. omg...

...the new artwork for Little Boots' forthcoming album "Hands"...



*literally faints with excitement*

Little Boots - Album Mini Mix

*whine* Whats taking so looooong... *jumps up and down impatiently*

<a href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-ie&playlist=videoByUuids:uuids:c01c84ae-38f0-4e3e-8ea4-44a03382875d&showPlaylist=true&from=none&fg=gtlv2" target="_new" title="Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince">Video: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince</a>

Saturday 4 April 2009

If You Buy This Album You Have No Respect For Music As A Force For Good And General Awesome-ness.





















THIS my friends, is the new album by X Factor 2008 runner-up/tween hysteria inducing antichrist Eoghan Quigg. Now as you can see there are many flaws regarding this album - it's general existance being just one of them. First of all, lets take a closer look at this art work. When did it become acceptable to allow album artwork as piss-poor as this to enter the public domain?No matter how shit the contents of an album, I will always respect a decent album cover(that is why I forgave X Factor 2007 runners up Same Difference)

The next major flaw in this album is the quite frankly rather camp selection of dead-eyed covers on offer - ABBA's "Does Your Mother Know" and Michael Jackson's tribute to the cuddlier side of the bubonic plague, "Ben", to name but a few. These bizarre covers coupled with depressingly half - arsed Busted-Lite style pop rock ditties only serve to highlight the inescapable lame-ness of money-grabbing ventures such as these.

It is laziness like this that gives pop music a bad name.

Ugh.

Wednesday 1 April 2009

Metric - Gimme Sympathy

Here is the video for what I'm assuming is the new single from the album 'Fantasies'

Metric- Gimme Sympathy